Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. >b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!” Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter! good moOOOOOOORNING /v/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight! Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Up Smash - Steve/Alex place a magma block above their head. It’s very powerful and has a wide range unlike many other attacks of Steve and Alex in Smash Ultimate.
Forward Smash - it’s a sweep attack, taken from the Java Edition of Minecraft. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Smash Attacks - Steve / Alex / Zombie / Enderman in SSBU. >H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! Notable Steveposting Copypastas GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /v/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight! In the following months, several copypasta variations related to the topic of Steve being included in Smash Bros. In the following months, multiple threads featuring images of 3D Steve were created on 4chan, with a download link for the 3D model later provided by the original creator.